OMG. If a sugar high could be turned into a human being and then that human form could conjure up the funds to make a movie, I imagine it would look like this. Let's dive into:
FOLKS! FOLKS! This is one of the most batshit crazy films I've ever seen! We have:
A talking ventriloquist dummy who GROWLS IN RAGE and it shoots lasers out of its eyes!!!!
An ET attempt??????
A Poltergeist attempt?????
A Goonies attempt?????
Is there some Stephen King's IT in there too? I think so?
Every childhood toy from the 1980's you can think of.
A giant killer hamburger.
A kid who's idol is Darth Vader!!!? :|
And that's just the tip of the iceberg for this film!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, so this film is intended for kids, I think, but this film would traumatize children AND adults. I'm still traumatized, I can only imagine if I saw this when I was a kid... [shivers]
No seriously, this film is so bonkers - its the bonkers AND growling ventriloquist dummy that will stick with you late at night.
In all, this film is a An Experience that must, I stress, must, be experienced at least once. You really won't believe it until you see it.
Best watched with your best movie watching crew. Get out all your dishes from the 1980's - make your favorite but stupid meal, and settle in for a Wild, Wild, Wild ride.
I watched this film on Tubi or use the Find It! Watch It! links on Horror Habit's side bar to see where else you can find this highly unusual gem.
