Saturday, February 21, 2026

1408 (2007) or Why Am I Not Spending All My Time Staying in Haunted Hotels?

It's a drizzly, cold, dismal Saturday morning right now. I'm also not feeling well.

PERFECT day for a movie binge.

Instead of exploring new films, however, I decided to relive some favorites I'd not thought about in a while. Roku's Howdy channel is excellent for this, by the way. Super cheap too. (pssst, great option for 90's sultry thrillers).

Let's talk about: 


I have seen this film once when it was first released although I can't remember if I saw it in the theater or not. At the time I wasn't quite sure how I felt about it. Trippy. Oddly aggressive. Maybe even a little .... lame? 

At the same time, I thought: is this good? I think I'm scared. This film makes me UNCOMFORTABLE.

Nearly 20 years since I first saw it, this visceral memory remained. Taunting me, intriguing me. *HAUNTING ME*. Experiences not dissimilar from the film, grossly, hilariously, enough.

Nearly 20 years later, revisiting, I can say this is a solid story. This is a solid experience of trauma, nightmares, madness - a visual panic attack, if you will. It's a lot to take in. Brilliantly, it also presented such a callous beginning that you also expect to be disappointed by the actual "haunting". This is by design - cleverly executed.

In short: this is a horror story about arrogance, also known as untreated grief and unrecognized fear. Which is an interesting take because I have felt nothing but Humble at hotels.

Hotels have played an alarming, pivotal role in my own life - sometimes very scary roles.

As a teen in the mid-late '90s I would stop in the office of my local motel and routinely ask if they needed a maid. I didn't want to work at Dairy Queen anymore and would much rather clean rooms. 

It took a year, but the family owned business finally said: "Yes". 

I loved it! Loved working in housekeeping at this remote motel catering to fishermen and hunters in my rural, prairie home town. Loved it all except for cleaning fish guts off ceilings, creepy men watching me with binoculars, etc.

The family running the motel later got run out of town based on a son's behavior (allegedly) -  that's another story. But I did love my job there. I really did. It was meditative. In fact, it made me a very good independent worker - which would prove important later in life.

The Rolodex of memories I have with motels, hotels and holiday inns, also landed me at the Finlen hotel in Butte, Montana. 

That was a Stephen King Stanley Hotel experience, if I ever had one. 



My brother and I were traveling back home and decided to stay at the Finlen instead of the Motel 6 or Eddy's Motel where I was mistaken as a sex worker and possibly almost kidnapped. That's another story. Shout out to Eddy's though. I love that place. Get cabin #1 if you're traveling with two people. In any case, The Finlen was a TREAT. A ghastly, haunted treat! 


It was empty - COVID times - so my brother and I wandered the empty, dark halls of this impressive tower for hours!
 

Touring the silent ballroom and seeing the countless photos of the hotel's heyday of the 1930s, 1940s and 1950s. Can solidly say that this is one of the most haunted hotels I'd ever stayed in where I didn't see a spirit. The *walls* haunted the place.


Just talking in the expansive, empty lobby felt scandalous - like we were becoming ghosts ourselves.


One of the most actually haunted hotels I ever stayed in, though, was Manresa Castle in Port Townsend, Washington. That place is no joke!!! I've stayed in their two most haunted rooms and I don't need to do that again. 

Like our dear character in the film, Mike, I walked into Manresa with some arrogance. The ghost stories were just too outlandish and also a little common - I was just delighted by the amazing, beautiful architecture. And like the film, Manresa, at the time, didn't want to be known as a haunted hotel.

I still feel sorry for the front desk clerk for my constant calls about weird stuff happening late at night. She sounded used to it, however.

Straight up - I'd never experienced stuff like I did at that hotel. And absolutely nothing can prepare you for suddenly seeing a short woman in a white dress walk behind you while you're brushing your teeth. The blood still drains from my face when I think about it.

The worst part though! The worst part is when my boyfriend and I heard something outside and we poked our heads out the window and saw something so ungodly crawling around in the bushes, under the window, that we noped the nopest nope - closed the window and never looked out it again.

It took a near decade and podcast interview later to realize what we were looking at was a child. It was a child crawling on all fours like an animal but it wasn't alive anymore. 

In short, we had our very own 1408 experience there - questioning reality and our own sanity, except it was a dual experience.

My hotel stories can carry on for hours, from beer bottle openers next to the toilet to exquisite accommodations because of pure luck, and of course all the hauntings (feel free to share your experiences of *something* sitting on the bed when you're alone).

I'm so grateful for hotels, bottom line though. This could be because I have spent so much time in rural areas where a hotel is your lifesaver. Literal, lifesaver. 

So while 1408 is a story about untreated trauma and arrogance, it's a reminder to me that I have the utmost respect for the hospitality business and I will never doubt a strange story that comes from an employee.

Also. I really should look into staying in more haunted hotels and talking about them as a side hustle. After all, hotels are such wonderful human experiences and beer money is nice.

I watched this film on Howdy. Use the Find It! Watch It! links on Horror Habit's side bar to see where else you can find this alarmingly brutal ghost story. 

Stay weird, weirdos. 🖤

Sunday, January 18, 2026

Primate (2025) or How I Said Goodbye to An Old Friend

Happy new year my little buckets of blood!


While things are off to a rocky start for the new year, politically, economically - well, in general, I wanted to take a moment in my disconnection (for my health) to talk about: 

The Varsity Theater

Friends and family know I am a history fan, an architectural fan  - even wrote a book about it! So when I heard on a Tuesday that the last movie theater in the University District of Seattle was closing on Thursday, I asked my brother "want to see a movie?"

We saw the second to last film shown in this 80+ year old gem of Americana. And it was:

Primate


*I would post a photo of the poster but IMDB and Blogger no longer allows it. I .... have thoughts*

Was it the best film to say goodbye to? No. 

Was it hilariously appropriate for this theater?

Yes. 

I fell in love with this theater when I walked in, over 20 years ago, and realized it's more than a little messed up - in all the best ways. It's grungy, grimy, crooked, sloppy, and totally overrun by locals and cinephiles.  

It takes an alarmingly long time to take the stairs up to the two other smaller theaters that were created in the 70s (??). The bathrooms are wildly haunted. Haunted by ghosts or something else is debatable - they were always scary places. 

But my fondest memory is when I had a laughing attack (in the same theater I was sitting in on Thursday) during a film festival. It was a very serious film, theater was packed, and I just lost it in a laughing fit. 

I escorted myself out of the theater and laughed until I couldn't breathe and had tears running down my face. The feeling of the carpeted walls that I desperately clung to, remains in my veins.

That's how I'm going to remember this place - which is likely going to be torn down, to rest its tired bones. This is one building where I am okay to see it go. It carried too much and couldn't let things go. The place felt like a trap and that's what I gathered from the one and only person running the entire theater on that Thursday.

Which brings me to all the fun I had, watching Primate, as one of three people in the entire theater. 

This film is ridiculous. Silly. And the effects are rather spectacular.

While money was not spent in more solid character development, it was certainly spent on the practical effects and pure brutality. 

I let loose with this film - and this theater. I reacted to the jump scares with vigor, I screamed, jumped, my friends kept texting me and I didn't turn the sound down on my phone, I ate nearly the whole bag of popcorn and drank the large soda, threw my hands up in the air and talked aloud. I sat in discomfort a few rows in front of the seats that were ACTIVELY DECAYING - roped off for security reasons - in front of me.

This was MY theater and I was sending it out with a salute to its decades of entertainment and communal connection. 

Little sad it was Primate as the film but I also laughed about it. This film, while not good, was excellent entertainment for entertainment purposes. 

The story follows a family who lived with a chimpanzee for most of their lives. And then the chimpanzee gets bit, gets rabies, and their entire privileged life falls apart. 

The film is absurd in many ways - my brother and I laughed through most of it - but a serious acknowledgement to the work that went in to to the gore, the chimpanzees' decline, and general malice. 

This film is excellent entertainment if you just want to loose yourself for a little while.; just.... just to be in this rich, liminal space and recline to the chaos that is created from chance. 

While tragic, this film also gives CEOs dying in the ocean vibes. So. Take that for what it's worth. 

RIP Varsity! You were a noble dame who saw 80+ years of people through heart ache, hope, fear, and empathy. Rest now.

You will be missed. 



Friday, October 31, 2025

Happy Halloween! Here's 18 Short Horror Films You Need To See! (2025 edition)

 October Challenge Day 31:


Happy Halloween everyone!! Here is 18 brilliant short horror films to spook up your day.

Why 18 you ask? Because this is the 8th month of the old Roman calendar and the 10th month of the current calendar. BRAINS!

So without further ado, below is my pick of some of the best out there. With a review of 18 words or less, and in no particular order, please enjoy Horror Habit's 2025 Short Horror Film Festival.



Seed: Uh. He's COMING! A creature feature.

The Night Witch: Fantasy and horror - for all you children at heart!

Helping Hand: A surreal little nightmare. Watch out for strange packages!

Conditioning: Blood, guts and more in this hellscape of torture and pain.

Adjoining: This couple takes their online persona a little too far...

No mires ahí (Don't Look There): A grieving family; a ghostly presence. Do look here! 

Mainstream: Oh you know, just a little psychological body horror from 2006!

Below: Let's take a break and have a good, clever laugh!

UNwanted Guest: A tidy little jump scare!

Missing: A whole lotta torture going on!

New Jersey Monster Hunter: A fun creature feature with a throw back feel. The blood and guts are great!

Roommate: A physiological little thriller that reminders you it's best to live alone sometimes.

The Dollmaker: Always listen to the directions when given a doll that requires instructions!

Anitbodies: The nightmares of social conformity and the traps they are, for everyone.

The Flytipper: Laughs abound with this horror short about dick jokes and junk.

STRAY: A COVID-era chiller! Be careful who you bring home...

Be My Eyes: Took being blind to a new level of horror!

Date Night: Have fun out there kids! And good luck!


Thursday, October 30, 2025

Dead Man (1995)

October Challenge Day 30


Oh the thin veil is opening! The other side is here! Let's talk about:



I haven't seen this in nearly 20 years. I used to watch it all the time, with two of my best buds. 

My pals.

My protectors. 

My two best brothers from another mother. 

And they are both Dead now. 

I wasn't sure what to watch, for the closure of this year's movie review binge, and then I scrolled upon this gem and knew *exactly* what had to be watched. It's been 20 years, after all.

This is the story of a naive young accountant who travels too far West in the American frontier sun, and finds himself shot and an accidental outlaw. 

We follow his wanderings with a Native American guide who ridicules and protects him on his journey to .... death.

This film is so honest, frightening, and funny in a gallows humor way. I laughed out loud and re-watched several scenes my dead friends and I used to say/reenact as daily inside jokes.

Oh how I rolled with laughter, all by myself.

While I could not predict or prepare for their untimely passing, we all roared with vitality and, oddly, prepared for the unprepared-able, instinctively, while alive: we all knew death was coming. As mimicked, to a degree, in this film. 

This movie is made more personal as the three of us traveled - from Montana, South Dakota, and California, to find each other in the wilds of Western Washington - like our Dead Man, here. Who, by the good graces of the Makah people, release this stupid white man into the next world. 

While the Duwamish tribe would play a march larger role in our own lives, rather than the Makah - even as I was watching this film, my Duwamish neighbor, a woman of few words, called me up to give me several bags of apples and pears "....because you leave so many treats for us [building residents]..." - I kinda wanted to cry at the full circle of it all. 

This is not a review of the film. This is a review of my life and how much I appreciate it. 

I hope you also see this film as a beautiful gift of: we a have short time here. 

Happy 13 years of Horror Habit, and the 46 years of adventures that built it. 

I miss you, Law and Chance. Love: Karma. 

See you on the other side when Nobody says so. 

I watched this film on HBO Max or use the Find It! Watch It! Links on Horror Habit's sidebar to see where else you can find this existential diamond in the rough.

Nightmare Weekend (1986)

October Challenge Day 29:


We're winding down the month with a CLASSIC 1980's slasher(?)! Let's check out:





Tech bruhs, being a menace because s*x is hard since 1986.

I don't even know where to begin with this trash masterpiece.  It was hit, after hit, after hit of complete chaos and absurdity. 

We begin with a limo full of some young women who are transferred to a strange house. Not shady at all. That's about it, for plot. 

From there they decide to stop, have a drink, and dry hump strange men at a pinball bar. 

Limo driver drinks booze from inside a sandwich. 

They arrive at the house and while there are experiments going on - where AI, ChatGPT, Alexa, and zombies are formed.

History, folks!!!

The voice talking from an electronic device is a puppet though, that you can pet. You can physically pet your AI neurosis.  

It gets messier from there. I couldn't believe I was watching history in the making.

Only to be enjoyed when you're *ready* to re-experience the joys of a frontal lobe development-free life. Sit back and enjoy the burning world without a flicker happening behind your eyes. Give yourself a break. You deserve it!

Pairs with everything you shouldn't eat or drink. 

I rented this film from Scarecrow Video, or use the Find It! Watch it! Links on Horror Habit's sidebar to see where else you can find this fabulous mind musher!