Welcome to the sixth annual mega list of movies you may have missed! Hurrah for more movies, movies and lists!
50 Horror Movies You May Have Missed (vol. 6)
Because there will be more. Oh yes, there will be more.
A Shriek in the Night (1933): I have a soft spot for quirky, fast-talking, classics. This one is no exception, however it did surprise me with the quality plot and execution. I found it legitimately fascinating and entertaining. A perfect fit for a quiet night in alone or with one witty friend as company. Pairs with fancy drinks you'd have at a work lunch.
The Boneyard (1991): I stumbled across an image of one of the creatures in this film and I knew I had to hunt it down and watch it pronto. Come for a comedic and absurd visit to this film's mortuary, but stay for the outstanding creatures and practical effects. There's a poodle in this film that will knock your socks off. Paris with just about anything, anytime. I need to add this one to my own personal movie collection.
Castle Freak (1995): A seriously disturbing film. I first starting watching it years ago and about 15 minutes in I turned it off, feeling gross and promising myself to finish it when ready. The time came when I watched it with the help of Joe Bob Briggs and the Last Drive-In team. This is also how I recommend watching it - if it's your first time experiencing this legitimate nightmare of a movie.
Dr. Giggles (1992): I have no good explanation why this film is so fun. It's uncomfortably entertaining and gloriously ridiculous. What could possibly go wrong when a psychopath think he's a medical doctor and starts to "operate" on unsuspecting victims? Everything! That all said, there's also enough legitimate horror to leave you with plenty of creeps. Best watched after healing from an accident or operation. Pairs with doctor's orders.
Edge of the Axe (1988): There's an axe-wielding murder on the loose in a small rural town. Two computer nerds are on the hunt to find out who it is and stop the killing once and for all. Not only is this film ridiculously quotable it's also entertainingly outrageous - but in a fun and smart way. Don't let this slashic slip through your horror hands.
Follow (2015): Not a film for all horror lovers, but certainly a good pick for those who enjoy very slow mind f*cks. Unsettling and gun-wrenching, this might not be a good movie pick after a breakup but probably a nice choice if you're looking for an unsettling feature to quietly settle into.
Gaslight (1944): Heart pounding and maddening, this classic is a must not miss. Here we have an upcoming opera star leave her career for love, a love that has other plans for his new bride. Horrifying and thrilling, this one pairs with a long dark night alone. Be sure to keep at least one light on and make sure the bulb is screwed on tight.
The Greasy Strangler (2016): I am a huge fan of the macabre and art house horror, the more dysfunctional and weird the better. This is very much macabre art house horror - I'm stressing because that style is not for everyone. It's also very, very, very funny, so let's throw that little spice to an already cracked out film. Watch with someone you can randomly yell "Bullshit artist!" to.
The Head Hunter (2018): From the very first moments I knew this was going to be a visceral film. AND I LOVED IT. Quiet, threatening, and physical, this movie reached out of the screen and made me smell the hero's nasty home, touch his collection of weapons, and feel his battle experience. Watch with Vikings and Game of Thrones fans.
Imprint (2007): You had me at a South Dakotan ghost story! Great for a quiet evening alone or with an intimate group, I highly recommend checking out this phantom. It's haunting on multiple levels and I'm saying that as a South Dakotan and appreciator of quality ghost stories. Read more in my review here.
Junk Bonds: The Return of Junkbucket (2013): This one has been on my To-Watch list for years only because I met someone at a cocktail party who was part of the making of this film (and the predecessor, Junkbucket). I had put off watching it for so long because I really couldn't imagine it was going to be so good. Let that be a lesson, me. This is the spoofy phallic slasher you never knew you needed to know.
The Lodge (2019): This psychological slow-burner pulled some some top tier psychological mind-melts, in my book. I was legitimately not okay for a little while after watching it - and I watched it in the middle of a Saturday afternoon while cross-stitching. Best watched alone, on a cold day. Pairs with empty pantries.
The Manster (1959): This is one of my most favorite 1950's creature features! Although derpy at times, it's also incredibly engaging and the man to monster transformation can lead to hours of philosophical debates. With a mad scientist and a wisecracking wise guy, all wrapped up in an exotic and original story line, this is certainly one that would be perfect for your late night black and white classic evenings.
The Mutilator (1984): This one is a doozy - a slashic of course - but still a doozy. The film kicks off with a little kid accidentally killing his mother and almost immediately runs wild with teens being hunted by a manic. Folks, there is one specific kill scene in this film that is beyond explanation. Watch this film *just* to see that scene, if you think you can handle it. Best watched with friends and in your parent's basement. Pairs with your favorite trashy food.
Neighborhood Watch aka Deadly End (2005): There's a scene in this film that involves a lot of poop. Like, an ungodly amount - and that's the image I'm going to leave you with regarding this film. It's truly a strange, cold, and unsettling film. Is it good? Still debatable, but I can guarantee you won't forget the poop scene! Pairs with a cold sweats, disgusting sandwiches, and stained mattresses on the floor.
Our House (2018): For some ungodly reason I decided to watch this film on Father's Day morning. Not sure I would recommend doing that going forward. This is a ghostly, heartbreaking story about a young man who's trying to 'bring back' the dead, in way. Be careful of what you wish for - you might just get it. Not exactly "scary" but the film will stick to your bones. Pairs with favorite childhood snacks.
Prom Night II (1987): Folks, I enjoyed this one more than the original. You know who don't want coming back from the dead with revenge on the mind? The high school mega bitch, that's who - and yet, here we are! This is a slick supernatural slasher that doesn't care what you think of it one way or the other. Fast, fun, and furious, it's a great pick for a salty night with friends. Pairs with cheese and tiaras.
Q aka The Winged Serpent (1982): I wasn't expecting much when I first turned this film on. I WAS WRONG. What I thought was going to be a cheesy '80s creature feature quickly turned into a roller-coaster of gore, mayhem, and brutality. It's also incredibly sharp - witty and fast paced. Bonus: giant ancient flying creature! Pairs with alcohol straight out of the bottle and egg dishes. Best watched on lazy afternoons alone or nights with friends.
Razorback (1984): An Australian classic that had been on my to-watch list for years. I was so excited when I finally got a hold of a copy and even more excited when I wasn't the slightly bit disappointed! The air of this film felt a lot like Pumpkinhead (which I LOVE), so tuck that in your pocket. Honestly, you can't go wrong with a giant boar roaming the Australian outback, slaughtering anything in it's way. Scary, exciting, and well done - this is a great one for pizza and snack-filled Saturday night.
Rillington Place (2016): This television min-series is bone chilling. Made worse that it's based on actual serial killer John Christie and the murders at his home ... 10 Rillington Place. I felt gross watching it and needed a shower afterwards. Best watched on a stormy day. Pairs with filthy surroundings and an English breakfast.
Side Effects (2013): A suspenseful thriller that will drag you through the ringer. Here we have a depressed young woman trying out a new medication. The side effects were unexpected and also unfold a mystery that certainly surprised me by the end. Stressful and mind-boggling, this is a great pick for a stormy day in a quiet setting. Pairs with dixie cups of water and family-sized dinners.
Spookies (1986): I was so charmed by this bizarre feature that I watched the making-of video that came with my DVD rental. I developed even more respect for this film after watching the documentary. It's so strange it's enjoyable right down to the farting basement swamp monsters. Ghosts, warlocks, strange wandering children, monsters, and more - this film isn't sure what it is, but I can say it's entertaining. I also highly recommend checking out the making-of video. Pairs with chips and a load of dip.
TerrorVision (1986): Oh lordy, this one is so campy you might as well just bust out the tents, coolers, and firewood and stay awhile. Here we have a quirky family who just so happens to have a television that communicates with aliens. Things only get more side-splitting from there. Utterly ridiculous and super fun, this is a must for a night were you just need all of the 80's in your face. All over your face. Pairs with food that would be served at swinger parties.
Who Can Kill A Child (1976): YIKES! This one starts off with a breezy trip through the Spanish country side and ends with nightmares your instincts won't understand. Moody, atmospheric, and totally unsettling this film is not for every horror fan but if you're a Long Weekend fan then I think you should certainly check it out. Pairs with tapas and no children around. Best watched with your travel buddy.
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