Beaster Day: Here Comes Peter Cottonhell (2014)

If you ever wanted to know what would *probably* result after binge eating Cadbury Eggs in Mr. Wing's shop with a Mogwai cheering you on for 48 consecutive hours - then look no further than the creation of Beaster Day: Here Comes Peter Cottonhell.

This absurd and very witty gore fest is everything you want in comedic horror, and then some.

Unlike many campy low-budget (and expectation) horror films, Beaster Day stands heads, ears, and tails above the rest for its jokes, puns, and punchlines. The producers of this film knew exactly what they were doing when they made this film/found this rabbit puppet in Mr. Wing's basement shop. And they ran with it - naked and screaming through the middle of a football game, rejoicing in all its glory.

Jam-packed with terrible special effects, insanely absurd characters, slap-stick(ish) laugh out loud hilarity, and a rabbit puppet from your nightmares that only wants to eat your face off, this movie is absolutely something that needs to be seen to be believed.

And that's about it, what else can you add to a review about a movie titled Beaster Day: Here Comes Peter Cottonhell? I enjoyed this movie immensely, more so than more popular horror films of it's kind. In fact, here, check out this trailer:

Yeah, that's right. You're welcome, man.

Watch in a group. Bring plenty of beer. Pairs with veggies, cream pies, and greasy greasy greasy pizza.

I saw this film for free through Amazon Prime. Or use the links under Find It. Watch It. on Horror Habit's side bar to locate where else you can find beautiful, beautiful monstrosity.