Saturday, October 31, 2020

Happy Halloween! Here's 18 Short Horror Films You Need To See! (2020 edition)

October Challenge Day 31:


Happy Halloween everyone!! Here is 18 brilliant short horror films to spook up your day.

Why 18 you ask? Because this is the 8th month of the old Roman calendar and the 10th month of the current calendar. BRAINS!

So without further ado, below is my pick of some of the best out there. With a review of 18 words or less, and in no particular order, please enjoy Horror Habit's 2020 Short Horror Film Festival.

*Note, Blogger has gone through an update and I can no longer embed videos as I have done in previous years. Simply click on the title links - they'll take you directly to the films.



Shadowed: With clever visual effects and a super spooky home - this one should not be overlooked! 

Oscar's Bell: A father/son camping trip goes terribly wrong when *something* comes out of the woods. Very scary!!!!

El Aura Azul: A little Colombian ghost story shocker that has a lot happening in it's 8 mins. 

Catcalls: Dude, you messed with the wrong women! 

Sweetie: A slow, menacing tale about the perils of not having any treats during Halloween. Turn the sound up...

Craspec: A brilliant, haunting and jarring, French short that begs the "what is hell?" question.

Finley: Absolutely outstanding!! Equally funny, clever, and bloody. Loved it!

#brunch: When two friends meet up for brunch, an unexpected visitor also makes an appearance. 

Mr. Dentonn: A Spanish horror fantasy in the vein of The Babadook and Slenderman. Beware, little children...

Boobs: Super short, sweet, disturbingly funny and frightening.

Noidan Merkki: A Finnish Found Footage Film!

The Bride: A fascinating new take on a classic spooky story. 

The Preying Mantis: It's a half hour, so it takes a while but it will be worth it for the ending. 

Ayuda: Thrilling, dramatic, and scary! These poor guys were picked up for the wrong job.

Ding ... You're Dead: Folks, all you need to know is that it's about a killer microwave.

A Doll Distorted: Beautiful, atmospheric, and seriously f*cked up!

Dawn of the Deaf: Whoa! This is a doozy - a lot packed in here. Also, personally amusing because I am half deaf. 

Viola vs The Vampire King: I'll end this year's film festival with some very fun grindhouse goodness!

Bonus, I stumbled upon the making of Viola vs. The Vampire King - damn thing was so sweet, wholesome, funny, and adorable - I just have to share it too. It also helps to see how much work and love goes into even the shortest of films. Thank you artists for sharing your work!


Thursday, October 29, 2020

Unmasked Part 25 (1988)

 October Challenge Day 29:


Folks, I promise this movie title will make sense by the end of the film. Just ignore it for now and strap in for the wacky, weird, yet wonderful ride that is:

Unmasked Part 25


Here we have a serial killer [cough, cough - a famous one - cough] who has fallen in love and is questioning his purpose in life. 

Should he really continue slaughtering fun-loving teens?

In viewing, we follow his awaking, introspection, and budding romance with a blind woman who conveniently can't see *who* he is. We enjoy this absurdity all while wandering through London's dark streets, abandoned buildings, pubs, and in a very (very) 1980's setting.

It's quirky, it's sweet, it's a blood bath with epic kill scenes. Folks, it's fun and original! And that's about all I have for you - I'm reluctant to share too much because the "unveiling" is part of the fun. Particularly by the very end, so stick with it, I think you'll find it just as clever and entertaining as I did.

I watched this film on Tubi, or use the Find It! Watch It! links on Horror Habit's side bar to locate where else you can find this whackadoodle feature. 

Wednesday, October 28, 2020

Blood Quantum (2019)

 October Challenge Day 28:


I can't believe I'm not hearing more about this movie in my horror communities, so let's start now.

Blood Quantum


When I first saw there was a zombie film about a world were only the first nations' people are immune from the disease (including bites!) - I think I dropped everything and folks, I watched this film twice.

Twice!

Filmed on Mi'kmaq land in Canada (yes, the same nation from Pet Sematary), and directed by Jeff Barnaby, also of the Mi'kmaq tribe who grew up on the Listuguj reserve in Quebec, this movie immediately sucks you into a haunting but beautiful atmosphere that is ripe with anticipation excitement, and ass kickery.   

From the LA Times

The symbolism, metaphors, juxtaposition, and allegory in this film are powerful, and never let up. From the real horrors of drug addiction, alcoholism, poverty, and double standards to a lack of access to healthcare and resources, this movie has a lot to say about history, systemic racism, reservations, and the nightmares therein. Also zombies.

I grew up in South Dakota, just outside of two reservations where, like in the film, our communities were divided by one giant bridge. Something that resembled a shudder rippled through me. I'm still not sure what exactly it was. Either I found this similarity so shocking or it was the beginning of how much this was going to kick my ass with its quiet, justifiable rage - either way, I was hooked from the opening credits. 

I could talk for days about so many elements of this film and in the second viewing I saw still more - there's one scene in particular where a white man is carrying a blood-stained blanket into a safety zone and wholly shit, the peoples' response at seeing a blanket riddled with disease is nothing short of:

SALTY AS FUCK

As a zombie film goes, this one is typical with most zombie plot lines: outbreak suddenly happens and a band of people have to fight for their lives. It also has two distinct periods - the opening one (break out happens) and 6 months later (survival). Note, I had to pay the most attention to the second period, as that has the most attention to detail and feels very different from the first half.

Bloody, gory, thrilling, dark and gritty - this film has a lot to say and I think you should listen. As Barnaby said: “My films are a gateway drug to better conversations.”

There's so much about the making of this film, the tribe, the people involved, and hundreds of years of history that I could, again, go on for days. In the mean time let's start here - a fantastic LA Times article and interview with the director, and here's an in-depth look by the Guardian into the history and meaning of 'blood quantum', just to name a few things. Please check them out!

I watched this film on Shudder, or use the Find it! Watch it! links on Horror Habit's side bar to locate where else you can find this ground-breaking feature. 

Tuesday, October 27, 2020

Bats (1999)

October Challenge Day 27: 


OH SAINTS PRESERVE US - I LOVE LOVE LOVE:

Bats

How in the world did this film escape my knowledge for this long?!?!?!?!?! I had actually started it a few months ago but turned it off after the opening scene where two teen lovers are taken out by a colony of flying creatures. The scene was so epic and unexpected that I wanted to wait until I could truly appreciate the experience (by not vacuuming and doing dishes).

OMG I love this film

I mean, just get a load of this particular creature!!


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Seriously folks, the bats in this film are 100% worth checking out. Not only are they funny at times, but they are also alarmingly weird, uncomfortable, and legitimately a little terrifying in a weird, uncomfortable, and a little terrifying sort of way. How this film isn't mentioned in cult classics along side Tremors and Gremlins more often is beyond me. I'll try to stir up some better recognition though. For instance, there is a battle in the town square that blew my mind. I was left speechless but so entertained I think I actually clapped a little bit. 

Bonus! It stars Lou Diamond Phillips, who plays a wise-cracking, small town sheriff and he does it so well I was delighted to read in IMDB that he ad-lipped many of his character's parts. 

Fun fun fun fun - dated, a little, in the characters ... but fun fun fun fun fun!

Premise: genetically mutated bats are on the loose in quaint, little Gallup, TX. 

That's all you need to know! Now run for your lives!

I don't think I can stress enough how entertained I was by this film. Not entertained by the "cheapness" but rather by it's quality. It's good. It's running on typical and somewhat generic material, but there's a clever effort here and it shows. I think it helps that nearly all of the bats are *not* CGI. 

Overall, I legit enjoyed this movie and look forward to watching it again. It has skyrocketed to the top of my favorite '80 - '90s creature features. 

Best watched in a fun setting (perfect for a Halloween night with the right family, for instance) or movie binge night with friends. Pairs with comfort foods, a cigar, and western attire. 

I watched this film on Amazon Prime, or use the Find it! Watch it! links on Horror Habit's sidebar to locate where else you can find this howler of a fun feature. 

Monday, October 26, 2020

A Field in England (2013)

October Challenge Day 26:

Yet another film that has been on my To Watch list for *years* but I've been avoiding it because I suspected it might irritate me. 

And irritate me it did! In the art house horror way I knew in my deep, dark, horror loving art house heart, was there. Let me introduce you to the experimental and wind-tossed:

A Field in England

I actually started watching this one over five years ago - and 3 minutes in I was all "Not today, Satan". Films like these often require a very specific time, mind set, and place, to fully appreciate the art that went into it's full creation. You need to create a 'museum-like' atmosphere, for lack of better words, because trust me you're going to see some sh*t that will baffle, delight, and require your full attention.

Here we have a small handful of soldiers deserting a battle during England's civil war. War weary and near broken, one of them mentions there's a pub not far from their current location. A pint sounds delightful to all and they head on their way. 

Already absurdist the sick, dry humor is settling in - things get more sick and truly bizarre when an alchemist is conjured up, kidnaps the crew and demands they dig for suspected treasure in the field, all while everyone is tripping balls on psychedelic mushrooms. 

Obviously, the seriousness of the film is in the allegory - which some could argue is about power, money, control, pride, masculinity, historical context of England during the time, etc. While these arguments could last hours, the film is also a visual, visceral, piece of work. It's the visuals that irritated me the most. Irritated in a good way, art creating a response. 

The film, also in black and white, reminded me a lot of 1995's Dead Man. I loved that film, LOVED IT, so if you also like Dead Man then I think you'll get a kick out of this one, as it shares so many similar qualities. 

Overall, absolutely not a film for everyone, but a film for those who are ready to dive deep into realms we'd often rather not talk about. 

Pairs with mutton soup, mushrooms, and ale. Best watched alone or in a small group during a wind storm. 

I watched this film on the Roku channel, or use the Find it! Watch It! links on Horror Habit's side bar to locate where else you can find this trippy feature. 

The Endless (2017)

October Challenge Day 25:

I was introduced to the talents of Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead through their work on the mind-melting creature feature, Spring. Bonus, Justin was also in my recently reviewed film, After Midnight!

So how about we Justin and Aaron marathon it with a film they both wrote, directed, and stared in:

The Endless

This film kicks off with showing the audience that these these guys 'escaped a UFO death cult as children'. 

UFO DEATH CULT YOU SAY?!?!?!

I'm listening.

This is a slow burn that will have you guessing at what is really happening here... at points you'll look at this religious cult, shake your head and say to yourself, "Bat sh*t crazy", and at other points you'll get a glimpse of a creature in the lake and you'll suddenly have all the horror's H.P. Lovecraft intended. 

This is also a film about brotherly love, taking risks (or giving up ... ?) and never to stop questioning the universe. 

Legitimately hard to watch at times because the cringe binge meter begins to skyrocket, but overall a decent, bone-chiller that will keep you guessing. It will give enough answers to satisfy the immediate but leaves it open for a lot of discussion afterwards. For this I recommend watching in a small group so you all can talk about what *it all means* later. 

Best watched with family/chosen family. Beer, preferably homemade beer, and farm to table food. 

I watched this film on Netflix, or use the Find It! Watch It! links on Horror Habit's side bar to locate where else you can find this spooky sci-fi thriller. 

Cheap Thrills (2013)

October Challenge Day 24:

I don't know what it was about this movie poster but it bugs me. I just don't like it - there's something wrong...

Folks, it didn't take me long to find out how wrong this cringe binge creeper of a movie is:

Cheap Thrills

Things start out pretty great for our guy, Pat. He wakes up to his loving and beautiful wife, spends the morning cuddling on his new baby boy, and then he walks out the door and into the worst day of his life. 

Facing a really craptastic day and a mounting amount of financial worries he decides to grab a pint before heading home. What's that? A buddy he hasn't seen in years is there, ah hell yeah buddy - just have a couple more beers and catch up. 

A NIGHTMARE ENSUES

I don't know about you but I have certainly had the occasions where you think you're going to have a normal day and quiet evening in, but then suddenly you find yourself in an absolutely insane night out. A night out that people talk about for years. This story takes that situation to a whole new level.

Woof. 

This is a doozy of a film that left me feeling VERY UNCOMFORTABLE

In fact I went for a walk afterwards. Shaking it off and feeling grateful my wild nights out usually just involved someone hilariously embarrassing themselves. 

This film is funny until it's not funny, and you will know it - the cringe binge will change from "ha ha ha - I'm embarrassed for you" to "no no no no no no no no no". Folks, beware of the cocaine crazed wealthy power couple that "...just wants to have a little fun ...". 

Pairs with "I'm just going to have a couple drinks and head home" and your best childhood friend. Best watched at home, don't go out.

I watched this film on Tubi or use the Find It! Watch It! links on Horror Habit's side bar to locate where else you can find this teeth grinder of a situation. 

Saturday, October 24, 2020

After Midnight (2019)

October Challenge Day 23: 

It's taken me a day to put this film together in my head. More alarmingly, it's also a romance and I HATE romance films. 

Romantic films bring out an unjustifiable rage in me - which is probably saying a lot more about me than the films, but I don't want to talk about it so let's move on.

I was, unsurprisingly, drawn to this film's poster. I overlooked the 'drama' genre tag and just focused on the poster for:

After Midnight

Whoa. This is a fun film! I loved it - I loved it even after the drawn-out romantic memories that interspersed the first half of the film. 

Here a guy is thinking back to the best times with his girl - gushy, cute, loving memories - after she suddenly disappeared. I was all, "yeah yeah, move on" with their cuddle sessions on a hammock, because there's also

A MONSTER THAT ATTACKS THE HOME EVERY NIGHT!

So scary folks. The visuals and atmosphere surrounding this man, who sits next to the door - waiting for this creature - is awesome. I was scared, I was on the edge of my seat, and then a loving memory would appear and again, I was all, "yeah yeah, move on". 

Overall a lot of typical romantic gestures make me uncomfortable, I don't like them. At all. Which is why this film is blowing my mind a little bit because there are a ton of typical romance in this film but also A VERY SCARY MONSTER, and and and and and - an ending with a typical romantic gesture that blew my mind so much I re-watched it about 5 times. At minimum.

I'm trying to relay what a dichotomy this movie watching experience was for me - while also relaying that this film is good! It took me a little bit to warm up to this creature feature but once I did, I was legit impressed with everything it shared. From atmosphere, dry but hilarious dialogue, to the *realness* of the experience, and why can I not stop loving that this couple brews their own wine ... I thoroughly enjoyed this film.

Again! This is one initially confused but ultimately delighted this cold, hard, creature feature loving heart. 

We have love, we have monsters, we have wine, we have a spooky house, we have a remote scary location, and we have a whole lot of smart dialogue - we have a bunch of wins in my book. 

You wooed me, After Midnight. And you did a damn fine job. [makes eyes] Cheers.

I watched this film on Kanopy, or use the Find It! Watch It! links on Horror Habit's side bar to locate where else you can find this heart-tugging feature. 

Thursday, October 22, 2020

Spawn of the Slithis (1978)

October Challenge Day 22:

I've been hitting the harder movies lately, so I thought I would bring things down a bit - have a little stupid fun again. So when I saw this poster I knew exactly what had to be done:

Spawn of the Slithis aka Slithis


I mean, just get a load of that font - how can you *not* watch this film. I want to frame this poster.

Don't want to frame the movie, however. It's gloriously trashy - by far the trashiest movie I've seen this month so far. That doesn't matter though, there's a time and a place for every movie type and today it was this specific trash. 

Here we have a mutated sea creature that's crawling out of the poisoned waters and eating (...or sucking, I was never quite clear...) the fine folks of Venice Beach, CA. Bumbling, wayward, and hilarious dialogue ensues.

Again this [rubs face] is not a good film - in fact it's even worse than I expected and I'm usually pretty good at navigating these things. At one point I mumbled to myself something about how boring this film turned out to be when a scene suddenly appeared - a man and a woman, after meeting at a party, are heading back to the man's boat so as to rock it, when things took an absolutely hilarious turn (just for a little bit). 

I'm talking laugh out loud, cringe binge, 1970's soft porn acting/build up - naturally this creature showed up and made everything even more awkward, weird, and downright hilarious. The whole sequence is surprisingly long and I think it really held the movie watching experience together. 

It's funny, folks. Funny in an absurdist way.

Overall, again, this is a terrible film but it's a really great one to have on in the background while you're getting your Halloween decorations hung up or costumes ready. Also a great one for bars that have movies silently playing in the background - this movie was built for these situations.

Pairs with day drinking or for cultivating a fun atmosphere, best watched side-eyed or with the occasional glances back to the TV. 

I watched this film on Amazon Prime or use the Find It! Watch It! links on Horror Habit's side bar to see where else you can find this ludicrous feature. 

Wednesday, October 21, 2020

Ghostland aka Incident in a Ghostland (2018)

October Challenge Day 21:

I was introduced to French Extremism and director Pascal Laugier's work through Martyrs. Folks, that film MESSED ME UP BAD. I was not okay, NOT OKAY! after watching that film. In fact, I never want to see it again. Ever. 

But if someone asks me for a film recommendation - a film specifically made to f*** them up, Martyrs is the first thing that will come out of my mouth.

So when I saw that this film was also directed by Pascal Laugier, I truly fretted about whether to watch it or not. But the cover image was really neat... how bad could it get... ?

Really bad.

Ghostland


I thought I was out of the woods with this one when the first half of the film simply irritated me. I made this mistake with Martyrs so I should have known better.

Here we have a mother and two daughters moving into a new home. On their first night of arrival there's a break-in and things get really bad really fast, and then things suddenly calm down and look positive. So positive that one of the daughters decides to go back and visit her family, years after the incident. 

Here's were the irritation really kicked in for me. I couldn't believe any reasonable person would respond the way the mother and remaining daughter would respond when escapee daughter returned home. Something was terribly, terribly wrong. I almost stopped paying attention and thought to myself: "You didn't get me this time, Laugier!"

AGAIN. WRONG.

You can not trust this man's movies. Just. Don't. I feel confident enough to know not to trust them now, though. 

Saints preserve us, like Martyrs, this movie is BRUTAL. So much pain and torture you kinda just want to lay down and die. This film is also texturally revolting. There's scenes that cannot be unseen, and there's ideas that were actually expressed where you question if the creation of human beings is God's punishment for human beings. 

Gad damn French Extremism and your existential nightmare of the mind, reality, and pain.

In short, folks, this is not a *light* film and I certainly do not recommend it for people who enjoy *fun* horror. This is not fun. It's covered in filth and horribly detailed in it's derangement. Like Martyrs I will not be seeing it again but I'm glad I finally got this torturous experience behind me. 

Seriously folks, this is not a film for everyone and I'll only recommend it to the horror fans that I slowly back away from if they say they really love *this* stuff. 

Gaddamnit! A scene that involves *smelling* just popped into my head and now I want to throw up.

This is French Extremism so there's no good pairing and no good setting to watch it in. I just wish you the best of luck. 

I watched this film on Shudder or use the Find It! Watch It! links on Horror Habit's side bar to locate where else you fan find this monstrosity of a nightmare. 

Tuesday, October 20, 2020

What's the Matter with Helen? (1971)

October Challenge Day 20:

I've always been a fan of the Psycho-Biddy, or sometimes called (and I prefer), Grande Dame Guignol horror/thriller sub genre. As with most people, my complete fascination was kicked off with What Ever Happened to Baby Jane, and some will argue the subgenre is making a comeback with such films as Greta and Ma

So I knew exactly what I was in for when I put on:

What's the Matter with Helen?

Although the subgenre is mystifyingly memorizing and predictable (to a point), there is something that is just so *specific* and mysterious that it will still hold plenty of surprises. Such as the case with this film.

Here we have two women who's sons committed a horrible murder together. These mothers' lives are understandably upturned and they bond over the chaos. So what do they do after this terrible madness? They girl bond, run away and start a new life together. This should be the start of some massive good power in themselves, but oh no folks, this is Grande Dame Guignol - loosing everything and getting older is the bane of their existence for these stories. 

Speaking as a woman in her 40's getting a divorce - yeah, I totally understand the maniacal laugh found in these films. I [touches nose] see you [downs a shot of booze, wipes face, continues typing].

Overall this is a film for fans of the psycho-biddy fans, they know who they are and they understand its awesomeness. That's it. In fact, there's a Psycho-Biddy Fan Group on Facebook which is nearly 6K people strong and regularly in discussion. If you don't want to be part of the fan group but looking for more movies, I got you.

Pairs with gin and your most FABULOUS clothes. Best watched in a turbulent but great looking home.

I rented this film from Scarecrow Video, or use the Find It! Watch It! links on Horror Habit's sidebar to locate where else you can find this *dancing* feature.  

Monday, October 19, 2020

The Werewolf (1956)

October Challenge Day 19:

In my family werewolves are our #1 monster. Seventeen years of siblings and each of us - each one of us - has a legit fear of werewolves. Why? I have no idea. It just is what it is. 

Ironically, I also love werewolf films and regularly hunt [heh] them down. This film though, this film is not your typical werewolf story.

The Werewolf

Don't let the pulpy cover fool you, this is a deep and introspective film about, well, a werewolf. 

Well, a werewolf and medical ethics...

Here is the story of a man who wanders into a small mountain town bar for a drink. He's disheveled, confused, and desperately trying to figure out what just happened to him, and then someone tries to rob him and all hell breaks lose. 

What really struck me about this opening scene is the texture of the town and the people. The wood bar, the quiet mountain folk, the small town atmosphere. It's quaint and endearing but don't let that fool you either, it's also a menacing backdrop and breathes new life into the term "backwoods people".

This is not a "scary" film as creature features go. It's scary film as far as people horrors go. Humans are just the worst sometimes, folks. Just the worst.

Pairs with a schooner glass of light beer, peanuts, and heartbreak. Best watched alone or with one other person - ideally seen in a mountain resort town.

I watched this film on Crackle or use the Find It! Watch It! links on Horror Habit's side bar to see where else you can find this intense thriller. 

In Dreams (1999)

 October Challenge Day 18:

This film has been on my To-Watch list for yeeeeeaaaaaaarrrrrrssss. That's nearly 20 years. I'm really not sure why it's taken so long but we're here now!

In Dreams

Perhaps one of the reasons I've kept this one on my To Watch List for so long is because I had a hard time wrapping my head around the premise:

A woman beings to share prophetic dreams with a serial killer.

Wat?

I mean, I love far out stuff but the shared precognitive slumbers is a bit of a stretch for me. 

This film opens with a dreamy stroll through a town underwater. A whole intact town underwater. It's beautiful but horrifying. Things get visually more beautiful and horrifying as the story continues. In fact, there's a scene involving a car and a bridge and it damn near took my breath away. Both because it's an amazing scene and because I have dreams eerily just like that - many times, and they TERRIFY ME.

And here I was huffing at shared precognitive slumbers...

Overall this is a beautiful but odd film. I'm not even sure exactly how I feel about - the ending in particular. 

Pairs with apple cider and:

Apple Pie

Apple Cobbler

Apple-Sage Roasted Turkey

Apple Bread

Apple Soup

Apple Butternut and Sausage Dressing

Best watched on a crisp Autumn day - after a bad dream. 

I watched this film on Pluto or use the Find It! Watch It! links on Horror Habit's side bar to see where else you can find this restless sleep thriller!

Munchies (1987)

October Challenge Day 17:

In what feels like a direct ripoff of Gremlins, Critters, and Ghoulies - naturally this monstrosity is going to pair well with a drink and a laugh:

Munchies

I mean, just get a load of this poster....

It tells you all you really need to know!

Okay, here we go. This film revolves around a father and son who stumble upon a creature in Peru. Naturally, they aren't the slightest bit phased and just bring it home, like a puppy. Hijinks abound when the creature is stolen, tortured, and turns into:

MUNCHIES

A yes folks, this one isn't hiding anything. It's a movie equivalent of spraying Cheez Whiz directly into your mouth, it's that big bellowing fart, it's walking around naked at home - drinking juice directly from the container. It gives zero f*cks.

There's really not much more that can be added - it just is what it is, and if you're in the mood to give zero f*cks then this might just be the film for you.

I watched this one on Tubi, or use the Find It! Watch It! links on Horror Habit's sidebar to see where else you can find this glorious shit show. 

Friday, October 16, 2020

The Car (1977)

 October Challenge Day 16:

I have well over 100 horror films I've noted to have seen but have absolutely no memory of them. This is one, and I have no idea why because it's AMAZING! Curiosity was knocking so I knew I had to watch:

The Car

With opening music that sounds suspiciously like The Shining's opening music, I felt pretty sure I was going to be in for a wild ride. The visuals open with some bicyclists tearing down a desert highway out of nowhere and I was like: 

"OH YEAH! I remember this now!" I watched the whole damn thing again anyway because: awesome.

Premise: a driverless killer car is roaming the desert, mowing people down for no reason whatsoever.

Gawdy and bizarre, this is a horror film for fans of the good, the bad, and the weird. Folks, this one is just so ... weird. The acting is weird, the dialogue is very weird (and very fun), and the premise alone is weird. 

The kill scenes though - the kill scenes are epic. Overall this is a grindhouse worthy feature with cheeky but also serious moments. This film doesn't really know what it is and it doesn't care. Especially the car, it's all: IDGAF.

Best watched while raking your shag carpet. Pairs with horrifying 1970's jello dinner or appetizer recipes and jello shots. 

I watched this film on Netflix or use the Find It! Watch It! links on Horror Habit's side bar to locate where else you can find this loveable but strange feature. 

Thursday, October 15, 2020

Here Comes Hell (2019)

October Challenge Day 15:  

If you enjoy the spooky house stories from the 1930's and '40's, or the cheesy creature films of the 1950's and 60's, or the Evil Dead movies from the '80s - then do I have a movie for you!

Here Comes Hell


I'm a super fan of all the above movies, so imagine my delight when I saw them all wrapped up into one delightful film! Me when I turned on the film, not knowing what I was instore for, and saw the classic 1940's font and music: 

SQQQEEEEEEEEEE!!!

This film is hilarious - bonkers. It almost felt like I was watching community theater, performed by a fun loving troop. Seriously, it seemed this film was really created with love, laughter, and loads of blood. 

Here we have a group of people meeting at a remote, spooky mansion in what turns out to be the séance to beat all séances. A gore gore bash ensues. 

In what feels like a tribute to the most favorite, inspirational horror films from your youth, this movie takes you on a journey through creative innovation and flat out absurdity. Fun is had by all.

I watched this on Crackle, or use the Find It! Watch It! links on Horror Habit's side bar to locate where else you can find this real tickler of a feature.

Wednesday, October 14, 2020

The Rift (1990)

 October Challenge Day 14: 

This is a film I've heard about many times and I've seen the poster countless times, but I've actually never seen it and knew nothing about:

The Rift

In a word, this film is a "hoot". 

Here we have a tale of submarine-housed deep sea scientists on a mission to find another, lost, team of submarine-housed deep sea scientist. Antics unfold that include a wide range of in team fighting and deep sea creatures so insane they actually caught me off guard. 

Although most of the acting, creatures, and premise very much felt like something from a 1950's creature feature, it was R. Lee Ermey who really won me over. 

Did not go all Gny. Sgt. Hartman in this film, but still awesome

Overall this was a fine film to watch late at night with a few drinks - just sit back and enjoy the silly fun. For example, get a load of these images from the film - it will give you a good idea of what's in store:



I watched this film on Prime, or us the Find It! Watch It! links on Horror Habit's side bar to see where else you can catch with wacky feature. 

Deadline (1980)

October Challenge Day 13:

Here's a little bizarre and somewhat surreal film from the '70s that I had never heard of before until yesterday:

Deadline

Folks, this film kicks off with a literal bloodbath. A blood bath so impressive that my first thought was:

"We have a contender for the blood elevators from The Shining!

Speaking of The Shining, this movie revolves around a horror author that has the pressure on to finish his latest movie manuscript. The stress levels start to rise while his family falls apart...

As we follow this horror author through his increasingly horrible life, the story is interspersed with little plots and scenes from his writings. Initially confusing I eventually came to appreciate what they were trying to say/do, particularly by the end. 

Although in the film he's heralded as a genius of horror, I gotta say, *some* of his work needs ... well ... work. There I said it. He certainly nailed the macabre though. 

Overall a decent, quirky film with an impressive gut punch ending! Pairs with wine, cigarettes, and bad decisions. Best watched while under pressure. 

I rented this film from Scarecrow Video or use the Find It! Watch It! links on Horror Habit's side bar to see where else you can find this 'maddening' film. 

Monday, October 12, 2020

The Spell (1977)

October Challenge Day 12:

Although I love stellar horror movies - raved and appreciated by the most revered critics, I'm not above loving trash 1970's made-for-TV horror stories. 

I'm talking trash, folks, and I love them. Let me introduce you to one:



Here we have a Carrie-esque story about a teenage girl instilling magical revenge on those who cross her. 

It's exhausting that this film's premise suggests people pick on her because of her weight (which is totally normal), but for some odd reason I was able to work through it with the help of the the film's score. The score being an odd mix of '70's soft porn and something that sounds suspiciously like John Denver's "Sunshine on My Shoulders". The music is escalated during high tension moments, making it all the more manically hilarious. 

As someone who survived being a teenage girl (NO SMALL TASK), I totally digged this heroine and would have undoubtedly befriended her. It's dangerous to get into a revenge seeking mind set, but, like Carrie, I was really on her side and people are the worst sometimes. 

Unlike Carrie, the mother here is fighting - fighting hard - for her daughter. Trying to get the world to understand that she is simply different and deserves respect. Let's add on some parapsychologists, sinister twists, and real witchy witchy sh*t - and we have fantastic trashtasic entertainment. 

Pairs with grilled cheese sandwiches and every possible 1970's setting you can think of (I felt those itchy couches the whole time, for example).

I watched this film on Prime, or use the Find It! Watch It! links on Horror Habit's side bar to see where else you can find this doozy of a day drinking whopper. 

Sunday, October 11, 2020

Paranormal Caught on Camera (Television Show, 2019)

 October Challenge Day 11:

If you're new to Horror Habit this might be a good time to stress what a paranormal fan I am - like, it might be a problem. Just check out my Paranormal TV and Documentary list. So it shouldn't be much of a surprise that I'm about to gush some love for:

Paranormal Caught On Camera


Now, I totally understand that some people just - flat out - don't believe in the paranormal. That's fine and don't watch this show, it's not created for you. This show was created to showcase a curated collection of baffling things caught on film. Meaning, if you're a fan of the paranormal or just enjoy wild videos - this show is for you because FUN!

I love this show. Love, love, love it  - even if some of the videos appear a little goofy or straight out faked - I don't care. I really don't care. It's wild fun and that is the point. Something many of the user reviewers on IMDB don't seem to understand. In fact, I think to fully appreciate any paranormal story there requires some suspension of disbelief. Just embrace the mystery and roll with it.

Here we have a collection of paranormal investigators reviewing videos submitted to submitparanormal@gmail.com. There is an abundance of:

Ghosts
Demons
Aliens
More Aliens
More Ghosts
Cryptids
SO MANY DIFFERENT CRYPTIDS
SO SO SO MANY DIFFERENT CRYPTIDS

For example, here's a news report on one of the videos submitted. This one still slays and baffles me. WTAF is that?!?!?

I'm particularly a fan of when we get to hear directly from the people who submitted the videos, it shows some authenticity and you often get a little more background and context for the video seen. 

While there are plenty of ghosts and ghouls galore in these videos, there are also some things that are truly baffling. Like this baby getting out of the crib. I don't know what's going on here but it's terrifying. 

In all, this is binge worthy entertainment for your lazy weekend afternoons. You might even learn new things, like me. I had no idea a collection of UFOs was called an armada, or the excitement of learning about the ghosts and creatures of other cultures. And of course, all of the spooky places! I had never heard of Hales Bar Dam but damn, this place is super spooky!

FUN FUN FUN FUN STUFF

It's fun folks, remember how to have fun? I know times are tough right now but there's still some room for fun.

This TV series is available on the Travel Channel. I don't have cable so I'm watching it on Philo. I love paranormal videos and I also love Philo. I LOVE Philo, in fact my love for it deserves a post of its own! Check it out of you're looking to cut your cable. 

Pairs with junk food and total laziness OR have it on in the background while doing chores. Best watched when you're ready to binge something new.

Saturday, October 10, 2020

I See You (2019)

October Challenge Day 10:

Whoa. 

There's a lot to unpack with:



For this film I had a virtual shared movie watching experience with a friend - it's become a bit of a tradition with us and if you haven't tried it, you're missing out. Naturally, it's not the same as sitting in the same room - watching a film together - but COVID times requires some creativity to keep the sanity. 

So, ironically, we watched a film (apart) titled: I See You

Here we go folks, here we go - this one has A LOT packed into it's hateful little heart. I mean, just get a load of that poster image. Speaking of poster image, the one above immediately won me over as something I needed to watch. Whereas, it seems Amazon thinks this monstrosity is worthy of public exposure:


Good gawd, what a mess of a movie poster.  If you're new, know I am very, very judgy about movie posters. This is an example of a terrible one.

Getting off topic - this film follows a family in crisis, a family that is quickly falling apart following an extramarital affair. There's also a story of missing children lurking in the background. What is going on here indeed....

This film is menacing and intentionally messes with your mind - deliberately portraying one story while an entirely different one is parading in the background without your knowledge. You won't see it all, I promise you, until the film is ready for you to see it all. 

Bold and unapologetically raw, this film is a rollercoaster of emotions and tension. Prepare yourselves best you can. 

Pairs with TV dinners and drinks in fancy glasses. Best watched in a place that is built specifically to give the neighbors the idea your life is better than it really is. 

I watched this film on Prime, or use the Find It! Watch It! links on Horror Habit's side bar to locate where else you can find this real creeper of a feature.

Friday, October 9, 2020

Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975)

 October Challenge Day 9:

Sometimes you come across a film that leaves you so breathless it's a struggle to find the right words to describe the viewing experience. For me, one of those films is: 

Picnic at Hanging Rock

Soul-suckingly haunting, dreamy, and with a mighty dose of madness - this incredible film is one I will never, ever forget. 

Like the poster implies, this story revolves around a small boarding school and their venture to the Australian geological marvel, Hanging Rock. A fever dream of a nightmare ensues. 

Tangible yet also phantasmal, the viewers are taken through a trip of youth, lace, feathers, fresh linin, wraithlike order and obedience, blinding sun and grassy backgrounds - and there you'll stay until the bitter end. 

This bit of information from the Trivia section of IMDB pointed out something I couldn't quite put a finger on while viewing - and I think it's brilliant:

"Commentators have pointed that the film is set at the end of an era, from multiple points of view. The setting is the year 1900, the last year of the 19th century. Appleyard College represents the rigid culture of the Victorian era, and the era ended with Queen Victoria's death in 1901. The film's events are also placed a year before 1901, when the British colonies in Australia unified into the Australian federation"

*mind blown*

The film also felt very similar, at points, to The Virgin Suicides. Again, according to IMDB Trivia, this film had an influence on Sofia Coopola when making The Virgin Suicides

Originally a book, written by Joan Lindsay in 1967, The Hanging Rock has a long history of influencing the arts and legends. 

For example, here is William Ford's lovely painting from 1875: "At the Hanging Rock":

Additionally, here is an interesting article by The Telegraph regarding this spooky location, and another article by Elle Australia that also highlights the Picnic at Hanging Rock miniseries that came out in 2018 (of which I have yet to see!). *note, articles have spoilers

In all, this is a really terrifying film in that it infiltrates all your senses, leaves you hallow despite your desire for more, and again, so breathless it's a struggle to find the right words to describe the viewing experience.

I rented this film from Scarecrow Video, or use the Find It! Watch It! links on Horror Habit's side bar to see where else you can find this phantom of a film.

Thursday, October 8, 2020

Crawl (2019)

 October Challenge Day 8:

I was thinking of all the hurricanes that have occurred this year (one is currently happening as I type this) while staring at the poster image for this movie. Trying to decide if I really wanted to watch it. 

I've never been in a hurricane - tornado and earthquake girl myself, but holy smokes, this film certainly frightened me and I would like very much never to be in one. Hurricanes are bad enough - let's throw in some really mean gators!

May I introduce you to the heart stopper: Crawl 


Although I initially thought the premise was a little hokey, the absolutely fantastic special effects and sound quickly won me over. 

I damn near got a little emotional even.

Here we have a Floridian father and daughter (and dog) trapped in their flooding house due to a hurricane. In come the gators!!!! A fight for survival with mother nature ensues. 

Folks, this one sinks it's teeth in ya and does not let go! DOES NOT LET GO! I'm legitimately impressed with how terribly frightening this film is. 

Again, the special effects and atmosphere are absolutely stellar but what really blew me out of the water (...I did that on purpose...) were the sound effects. Props to our family for having a pretty sweet sound bar, but I don't think you need anything fancy to really experience the outstanding sound and music. 

All the raves to all the work put into creating a film that got this hardened horror fan to repeatedly jump and literally sit on the edge of my seat through the whole film.

I watched this film on Hulu, or use the Find It! Watch It! links on Horror Habit's side bar to see where else you can catch this whopper of a film.

Wednesday, October 7, 2020

Wake In Fright aka Outback (1971)

October Challenge Day 7:

10 minutes into this film and I was already scared - scared of the hell that was undoubtedly heading my way with this scorching nightmare.

Words really can't describe the Australian masterpiece that is: Wake In Fright


OH THE NIGHTMARES, FOLKS! I was not prepared for this film but I knew it was going to get ugly, very ugly, and oh did it. 

I swear I could smell this film. 

Smell it. 

Still shuddering. It's so intensely visceral - by the end I felt like I just had a three all day drinking binge with the worst company possible...

Here we have the story of a stressed one room school teacher in the Australian outback who is just trying to get back to his girl in Sydney during the Christmas break. A transfer spot at one of the most remote towns in Australia leads us all to a three day nightmare that repeatedly punches so many places in the psyche that I am now officially out of words. 

You can feel the scorching outback heat. *FEEL IT* You can feel the sweat, the nihilism, the stench of stale beer, the chaos, and you will most certainly feel everything about the kangaroo hunt... (fair warning friends, it's a real hunt and it's incredibly difficult).

UGH. This one is so terrible. So terribly good and now I need a long, hot shower. 

Pairs with beers. Way, way, way, way too many beers. Watch with trusted friends, or maybe your drinking buddies. Wait. Maybe not your drinking buddies. 

I watched this film on Shudder, or use the Find It! Watch It! links on Horror Habit's side bar to see where else you can find this fabulous feature. Good luck.

An English Haunting (2020)

 October Challenge Day 6: 

I am an absolute sucker for spooky ghost stories, especially so when they take place in spooky mansions.

Rest assured, they weren't hiding much (or have they...) when they named this film:

An English Haunting

As one would expect with a title such as this one, this chiller revolves around a mother and son who move back into the family estate to take care of their ailing family member. 

Dilapidated, cold, distant and falling apart, this family's dynamics with each other mirror the condition of the mesmerizing Clemonte Hall. 

Atmospheric and effectively creepy - with just a handful of jump scares - this one wrapped me around its boney fingers and dragged me through dark hallways to dusty surprises. Like I said, I'm a sucker for this kind of stuff. 

If you're not a fan of these types of tales then it's likely you'll find plenty to pick apart and ruin all the fun. 

An English Haunting reminded me a lot of the gothic novels and short stories from such authors as Alernon Blackwood, Wilkie Collins, Edith Wharton, M. R. James, and Daphne du Maurier. So if you like their works then you'll likely enjoy this piece of ghostly magic. 

Pairs with dusty bottles of wine and soup in dirty bowls. Best watched alone on a dark, rainy night. Not a good one for the background - you'll need to pay attention at all times to this one.

I watched this film on Tubi, or use the Find It! Watch It! links on Horror Habit's side bar to see where else you can find this creepy crawler. 

Monday, October 5, 2020

The Thing (2011)

October Challenge Day 5:

John Carpenter's The Thing is like scripture in my family. We quote it regularly, perhaps too regularly. 

Just last week my niece was put into quarantine after her college roommate tested positive for COVID-19. One of my brother's in our group chat responded with Blair's "I don't want to stay out here anymore. I want to come back inside" (as just one of thousands of examples). We all laughed and laughed and are very concerned of course.

I'm stressing this because when another brother and I decided to watch this prequel we were both intrigued and guardedly optimistic about what was in store. And now I have a few things to say about:

The Thing


Okay, so it started off pretty interesting. It really did. We were both fully tuned in and excitedly awaiting the creature's appearance. But as time went on and we spent more and more time with graduate student Kate Lloyd, irritations began to arise. I'm really terribly sorry actress Mary Elizabeth Winstead, but we legit didn't understand your character's history or actual purpose in this film. So much so that it became distracting. 

And then - the creature emerged from the melted ice. The ultimate test!

Which failed our expectations thoroughly.  

Considering how many easter eggs and tributes were on display for John Carpenter's version, throughout the film, you'd think more effort to not CGI this monster would have taken a priority. I'm sad to say ... I'm just sad. 

I have all the sads.

Let's get back to the positive for a second though and stress what a great idea this movie was. For those unaware, the 1982 version starts off with a husky running out of nowhere to an American scientific lab on Antarctica. We learn later this dog arrived from a Norwegian scientific lab not too far away. Brilliance follows. In this film we start with the Norwegian lab and learn about what happened ... what lead to that dog running away. I LOVE IT! Super great idea.

While this film had some promising moments, overall - for these passionately devoted fans of The Thing - it just wasn't good enough. Could have been done better. 

That said, I understand this was a difficult one to pull off for fanatic fans of John Carpenter's version. Although, expectations were not met (particularly in our family), if you're not a fanatic fan and/or never seen the 1982 version then I actually recommend this film. I recommend even watching the films in chronological order. Start with this one and prepare for life changing experiences. 

I know I'm giving this film a little bit of a hard time but I'm also going to embrace my Simpson's comic book guy side for a moment regarding my love for the original remake of the original. 

Check it out, you may like it. Fair warning for certain fans though. It isn't garbage, it just isn't all I was hoping for. 

Pairs with watching 1951's The Thing from Another World and a load of cozy blankets. Best watched when ready. 

I watched this film on HBO, or use the Find It! Watch It! links on Horror Habit's sidebar to see where else you can find this (personally) meh feature. 

Sunday, October 4, 2020

The Manitou (1978)

 October Challenge Day 4: 

Every once in a while you come across a film that's so blatantly absurd you actually have some respect for it. According to IMDB's trivia, when this film was debuted in South Africa invitations were printed on vomit bags. I love hate this, and I'm not the slightest bit surprised all of it comes from the bowels of:

The Manitou


Tony Curtis stars in a film about a woman who discovers the lump on her back is not a cyst or a tumor. It's a 400 year old medicine man (in fetus form) that's trying to be reborn.

Here's about the time that I take my glasses off and rub my eyes and face in exhaustion. This absolutely ridiculous premise is also the only reason I wanted to check the film out. I watched The Manitou with my brother (another hardened horror fan), and folks, we were beside ourselves. 

Is the film insane? Yes. Is it interesting and engaging? Yes. Is it good or bad? Yes. 

I legitimately was struggling with how best to describe this movie - then I realized I might need to invoke some Joe Bob Brigg's tally skills to best present viewers with what to expect. So here we go, Horror Habit's Terror Totals - we have:

Two breasts

One frozen nurse

One skinless medical professional

One tarot reader

Two possessions

Gratuitous use of cultural and racial ignorance

Gratuitous use of lasers

Gratuitous use of finger lasers

Computers roll

People roll (down the stairs and I'm a horrible person for laughing so hard)

Buildings roll

Ancient demon fu

South Dakota wisdom fu

Love conquers all fu

False history fu

Space fu


And that's about all I got folks - except one last Joe Bob invocation: Four Stars, Horror Habit says "Check it out". 

I rented this film from Scarecrow Video, or use the Find It! Watch It! links on Horror Habit's side bar to see where else you can find this insane feature. 

Saturday, October 3, 2020

See No Evil (2006)

October Challenge Day 3

I was today years old when I learned that WWE made a horror film. How in the world did this one slip past my radar for so long?!

Say hello to the grindhouse slasher: See No Evil!


Not sure if this is a good one to start watching at 8:00 AM (like I did), but what the hell! See No Evil kicks off right away with a dingy room, a crazy giant gouging eyes out, and a chopped off arm - that's about 30 second in. Unapologetically gross, greasy, and gnarly, I truly appreciated this film's gusto. 

Staring WWE wrestler, Kane, the movie follows a group of delinquent young adults as they embark on a trial rehabilitation study. Their assignment: clean up the old, abandoned Blackwell Hotel for a reduced jail sentence. 

My immediate reaction: "YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!" and "This is so insane I love it!"

Is this film a little trashy? Yes. Does it matter? No. It's a gory and graphic blood bath that is unashamedly aware of exactly what it is. 

There are some kill scenes here that are rather remarkable and the effort put into the scenery and feel (so that you want to take a really hot shower afterwards) is also rather remarkable. Overall, kickass.

Pairs with sick days and food you can put together and keep down during sick days. Snuggle up buttercups and enjoy this WWE show. 

I watched this film on HBO or use the Find It! Watch It! links on Horror Habit's sidebar to see where else you can find this manic of a movie.

Friday, October 2, 2020

The Other Lamb (2019)

 October Challenge Day 2:

As someone who genuinely enjoys my own company and thoughts for extended periods of time, I find cults to be not only very confusing but deeply disturbing. Let's tack on cult leaders - narcissistic sociopaths that they are, preying on people who are looking for hope, light, and clarity - and we have a recipe for disaster in every single form. 

Let's welcome The Other Lamb!


Now, I recognize there can be a very fine line between spiritualism and cultism. This film's line is not fine at all - it's glaring, red, and flashing lights.

This was a hard one to watch, folks. It brought out some real horror and rage in me - suppose that's a good sign that I really hate to see women blindly following an abuser. This quiet and menacing slow burn of a movie is all of this and more... 

Premise: A religious cult of mothers and daughters, (unsurprisingly) headed by a man they creepily call "Shepherd", is lead into the middle of nowhere to escape the law. As the trek continues one daughter begins to see what's really happening... 

Scenic, beautiful, ethereal, and nightmarish, I don't think this is a horror film for all horror fans. When I turned this one on I crawled onto the couch and almost immediately my two cats hopped up on me and sat there, like gargoyles. Not a film for all horror fans but quite possibly a good one for witchy b*tches like myself. 

Overall a really spooky and decent film, but again, not everyone's cup of tea. Best watched in a minimal but sensible environment wearing itchy, shapeless clothes. Eat foods that hurt.

I watched this on Hulu, or use the Find It. Watch It. Links on Horror Habit's side bar to see where else you can find this enraging (but oddly satisfying) feature. 

Thursday, October 1, 2020

50 Horror Movies You May Have Missed (vol. 6)

Welcome to the sixth annual mega list of movies you may have missed! Hurrah for more movies, movies and lists!


So, without further ado and to welcome in this year's October Challenge, I present:

50 Horror Movies You May Have Missed (vol. 6)
Because there will be more. Oh yes, there will be more.


A Shriek in the Night (1933):  I have a soft spot for quirky, fast-talking, classics. This one is no exception, however it did surprise me with the quality plot and execution. I found it legitimately fascinating and entertaining. A perfect fit for a quiet night in alone or with one witty friend as company. Pairs with fancy drinks you'd have at a work lunch. 



Alone With Her (2006): It took some time to really get into this Spanish found footage film, but once I got sucked in I got really sucked in. Wholeheartedly terrifying and invasive, this creeptastic creep of a man crawls under your skin and lives there for long after the film ends - doing it all for "love". Ugh, this is a disturbing feature. Pairs with living your best life until you run into that one person who destroys everything while you're not looking, and perhaps some soup.


Baby Blood (1990): New French Extremity and I have a beef with each other, we both love and hate each other - none of which should be a surprise with fans of New French Extremity. So of course a French film would tell the story of a woman who had an evil creature crawl into her womb - demanding control and blood. Naturally, things get very weird, very gross, and very disturbing right quick. I think I said "Jesus F*cking Christ" several times. This could be because I never wanted children and imagine this film portrays the mental and emotional experience. Pairs with dingy rooms, a sink piled with a week's worth of dishes, and a fly-covered plate of food.

The Beast Must Die (1974): A mysterious whodunit - but with werewolves! I saw someone on IMDB call this film "Great escapism" and I totally agree. It's a different take on the werewolf tale while being a little grindhouse and a little Hammer horror. Fun but also slow, shocking but also not - this is a raunchy film for a random movie night. Pairs with fancy dishes and fancy clothes.  



Best Worst Movie (2009): This documentary looks at the making of the outrageous Troll 2, and it's aftermath. Charming and heartwarming doesn't even begin to properly describe this film. It's also incredibly funny! Best watched after a bad day or when you feel like you're failing at life (you're not). You must watch Troll 2 first, however. Pairs with a best bud and maybe some bud. 

The Boneyard (1991): I stumbled across an image of one of the creatures in this film and I knew I had to hunt it down and watch it pronto. Come for a comedic and absurd visit to this film's mortuary, but stay for the outstanding creatures and practical effects. There's a poodle in this film that will knock your socks off. Paris with just about anything, anytime. I need to add this one to my own personal movie collection.


 Castle Freak (1995): A seriously disturbing film. I first starting watching it years ago and about 15 minutes in I turned it off, feeling gross and promising myself to finish it when ready. The time came when I watched it with the help of Joe Bob Briggs and the Last Drive-In team. This is also how I recommend watching it - if it's your first time experiencing this legitimate nightmare of a movie.




Come to Daddy (2019): The movie is just as cringy as the title. Set in a claustrophobic home, despite the isolation and wilderness, father and son sit down for a chat  after a long separation. Things get wild, uncomfortably funny, and brutal in no time. Pairs with parental figures, mismatched furniture, and drinks in glasses from the 1970s.


Don't Open Till Christmas (1984): An unusual and odd little British horror film, here we have the story of men dressed as Santa being slaughtered by an unknown assailant. Slow and with a hint of film noir, this is a good one for hungover days - particularly after a holiday party.

Dr. Giggles (1992): I have no good explanation why this film is so fun. It's uncomfortably entertaining and gloriously ridiculous. What could possibly go wrong when a psychopath think he's a medical doctor and starts to "operate" on unsuspecting victims? Everything! That all said, there's also enough legitimate horror to leave you with plenty of creeps. Best watched after healing from an accident or operation. Pairs with doctor's orders. 


Dude Bro Party Massacre III (2015): Funded by Kickstarter, this little hilarious gem of gortastic glory is a must watch for fans of comedy horror. No, there aren't two earlier films but that's also part of the fun and you'll see why when you check it out for yourself. Witty and actually funny, naturally this one pairs with friends, beer, and more beer.

Edge of the Axe (1988): There's an axe-wielding murder on the loose in a small rural town. Two computer nerds are on the hunt to find out who it is and stop the killing once and for all. Not only is this film ridiculously quotable it's also entertainingly outrageous - but in a fun and smart way. Don't let this slashic slip through your horror hands. 


Excision (2012): Gross, heartbreaking, and very disturbing, this film and the actors feel like they all just walked out of a smokey bog in the middle of the night - for no other purpose but to punch you in the gut or face, and leave you with a stench in the back of your throat and a heart ache you'll never forget. Read more in my review here

Follow (2015): Not a film for all horror lovers, but certainly a good pick for those who enjoy very slow mind f*cks. Unsettling and gun-wrenching, this might not be a good movie pick after a breakup but probably a nice choice if you're looking for an unsettling feature to quietly settle into.


The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987): I really don't have anything *good* to say about this film but *I am* saying that you really need to see this extraordinary work of "art" at least once. You'll probably need a few drinks before, during, and after the film to help process this experience. 

Gaslight (1944): Heart pounding and maddening, this classic is a must not miss. Here we have an upcoming opera star leave her career for love, a love that has other plans for his new bride. Horrifying and thrilling, this one pairs with a long dark night alone. Be sure to keep at least one light on and make sure the bulb is screwed on tight.


Girly (1970): If you're not sure what to watch but you're looking for something psychopathic, this might be a good choice! Here a family of four kidnaps unsuspecting people and forces them into a 'game'. Things get ugly if you don't want to play... Probably not a good pick for something to put on in the background, as it's just so strange, but likely a good choice for a hangover day. Pairs with childhood snacks and sweet juice drinks. 

The Greasy Strangler (2016): I am a huge fan of the macabre and art house horror, the more dysfunctional and weird the better. This is very much macabre art house horror - I'm stressing because that style is not for everyone. It's also very, very, very funny, so let's throw that little spice to an already cracked out film. Watch with someone you can randomly yell "Bullshit artist!" to.


Habit (1995): Absolutely extraordinary! I can not stress this enough! It's not a love story, because it's about vampires and they don't love anyone but themselves, but it is harrowing, intense, and completely engrossing. Atmospheric and visceral, this film will suck the life out of you and you'll like it. Pairs with lots of booze and best watched in an empty room after everyone has destroyed the place and left the party.

The Head Hunter (2018): From the very first moments I knew this was going to be a visceral film. AND I LOVED IT. Quiet, threatening, and physical, this movie reached out of the screen and made me smell the hero's nasty home, touch his collection of weapons, and feel his battle experience. Watch with Vikings and Game of Thrones fans.


The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1923): I watched this film after watching the 1936 version and, while both good, I thoroughly enjoyed the silent film more. Admittedly, a little long (over two hours), Lon Chaney is so memorizing the time generally flies right by. It's a classic that should be seen at least once. 

Imprint (2007): You had me at a South Dakotan ghost story! Great for a quiet evening alone or with an intimate group, I highly recommend checking out this phantom. It's haunting on multiple levels and I'm saying that as a South Dakotan and appreciator of quality ghost stories. Read more in my review here.


In the Bedroom (2001): My friends and I have a saying when we see or say something that is both beautiful and repulsive: "Thanks. I hate it." That was my reaction to this horribly beautiful film. It wasn't on my radar for a long time despite it's critical acclaim - likely because one probably wouldn't consider it "horror". I also have a saying to those situations: "If it gives you nightmares, it's a horror story". This one gave me nightmares. 

Junk Bonds: The Return of Junkbucket (2013): This one has been on my To-Watch list for years only because I met someone at a cocktail party who was part of the making of this film (and the predecessor, Junkbucket). I had put off watching it for so long because I really couldn't imagine it was going to be so good. Let that be a lesson, me. This is the spoofy phallic slasher you never knew you needed to know.


Lemora: A Child's Tale of the Supernatural (1973): Haunting and bizarre, this film is a curious look into the dreamy yet nightmarish landscape of the coming-of-age and the supernatural. Here a young woman takes a lonely journey though the dark unknown world in search of her father. She finds instead, creatures, horrible humans, and ... herself. Best watched alone or with one other person. Pairs with your childhood blanket and broken plates of unrecognizable food. 

The Lodge (2019): This psychological slow-burner pulled some some top tier psychological mind-melts, in my book. I was legitimately not okay for a little while after watching it - and I watched it in the middle of a Saturday afternoon while cross-stitching. Best watched alone, on a cold day. Pairs with empty pantries. 


Lolly-Madonna XXX (1973): This crime drama classic will likely catch most people off guard. Not only is the title somewhat confusing (it all makes sense early on in film, trust me) but the film is also incredibly spooky and chilling. It's a giant cringe binge casserole. Best watched with frienemies and on rough, wood furniture. Moonshine a must.

The Manster (1959): This is one of my most favorite 1950's creature features! Although derpy at times, it's also incredibly engaging and the man to monster transformation can lead to hours of philosophical debates. With a mad scientist and a wisecracking wise guy, all wrapped up in an exotic and original story line, this is certainly one that would be perfect for your late night black and white classic evenings. 


Mom and Dad (2017): Ah, I have a feeling this movie might have been inspired by a parent ... a very, very, very stressed out parent. It's gory, wrong - all sorts of wrong - and funny. Funny in an American Psycho sort of way. Not a film for all horror fans and one might even argue it's a little too slow or weird, but I enjoyed it and suggest it be seen at least once. Might be best to not watch this one after a stressful day with the kids.

The Mutilator (1984): This one is a doozy - a slashic of course - but still a doozy. The film kicks off with a little kid accidentally killing his mother and almost immediately runs wild with teens being hunted by a manic. Folks, there is one specific kill scene in this film that is beyond explanation. Watch this film *just* to see that scene, if you think you can handle it. Best watched with friends and in your parent's basement. Pairs with your favorite trashy food.


Mystery Mansion (1983): I have such fond, fond memories of this movie as a child. Every time I re-watch it, now as a 40 something grizzled horror fan, I can't seem to understand what about this film left such an impression. I kept remembering there were ghosts. There are no ghosts. I also seem to conveniently forget there are bumbling thieves through most of the film (why do I keep forgetting this?). I recommend watching it at least once though because there's an honesty and innocence that even if you too are an early 40's grizzled horror fan, I think your kids should check it out at least once. 


Neighborhood Watch aka Deadly End (2005): There's a scene in this film that involves a lot of poop. Like, an ungodly amount - and that's the image I'm going to leave you with regarding this film. It's truly a strange, cold, and unsettling film. Is it good? Still debatable, but I can guarantee you won't forget the poop scene! Pairs with a cold sweats, disgusting sandwiches, and stained mattresses on the floor. 


Night of the Living Deb (2015): With a few exceptions, I do not like romance comedies - I think I like about maybe three. Every once and a while though, one creeps into my heart... Well written, succinct, warm and hilarious (the plowing through zombies in a beater car was ridiculously entertaining), I thoroughly enjoyed this film. Read more in my review here.

Our House (2018): For some ungodly reason I decided to watch this film on Father's Day morning. Not sure I would recommend doing that going forward. This is a ghostly, heartbreaking story about a young man who's trying to 'bring back' the dead, in way. Be careful of what you wish for - you might just get it. Not exactly "scary" but the film will stick to your bones. Pairs with favorite childhood snacks.


Possession (1981): There are very, very few films that disturb me so much I vow never to watch them again. This is one of them. I can't handle another viewing but if you're looking for a head trip that is going to f*ck you up good, then look no further than this one. It's just a little tale about marital discord, it's fine. Best watched prepared - no just kidding, you can't be prepared for a film like this.

Prom Night II (1987): Folks, I enjoyed this one more than the original. You know who don't want coming back from the dead with revenge on the mind? The high school mega bitch, that's who - and yet, here we are! This is a slick supernatural slasher that doesn't care what you think of it one way or the other. Fast, fun, and furious, it's a great pick for a salty night with friends. Pairs with cheese and tiaras. 


Pyewacket (2017): If you liked Starry Eyes and Neon Demon then I think this might be the moody Goth girl you're looking for. This story takes angsty teen a little too far and you might need a hot shower afterwards. Slow, creepy, dark, and menacing - it's a reminder to not call up what you can't put down. Watch with mother figures after a day of pampering and not talking about the serious things you need to talk about. 

Q aka The Winged Serpent (1982): I wasn't expecting much when I first turned this film on. I WAS WRONG. What I thought was going to be a cheesy '80s creature feature quickly turned into a roller-coaster of gore, mayhem, and brutality. It's also incredibly sharp - witty and fast paced. Bonus: giant ancient flying creature! Pairs with alcohol straight out of the bottle and egg dishes. Best watched on lazy afternoons alone or nights with friends.


Queen of Earth (2015): This quiet, slow-burning nightmare revolves around two friends who decide to retreat into a summer cabin. The monsters that attack them on their visit are themselves. It's a difficult one to watch, physically and emotionally invasive for a variety of reasons, but worth at least one viewing. Pairs with cans of beers with cigarette butts in them and grudges. Read more in my review here.

Razorback (1984): An Australian classic that had been on my to-watch list for years. I was so excited when I finally got a hold of a copy and even more excited when I wasn't the slightly bit disappointed! The air of this film felt a lot like Pumpkinhead (which I LOVE), so tuck that in your pocket. Honestly, you can't go wrong with a giant boar roaming the Australian outback, slaughtering anything in it's way. Scary, exciting, and well done - this is a great one for pizza and snack-filled Saturday night.


Revenge (2017): I don't often gravitate to revenge-focused films but this one grabbed a hold of me right away and before I knew it, I was dragged across a barren desert in this breathtaking and violent bloodbath of a ride. This film has also topped my charts in recommendations for nearly any horror fan who's looking for something new. Here we have a fling between two people that went terribly, horribly wrong in the middle of nowhere. Pairs with suckers and a rich French dish. 

Rillington Place (2016): This television min-series is bone chilling. Made worse that it's based on actual serial killer John Christie and the murders at his home ... 10 Rillington Place. I felt gross watching it and needed a shower afterwards. Best watched on a stormy day. Pairs with filthy surroundings and an English breakfast. 


Shirley (2020): I might be a little biased here, considering I have an unhealthy obsession with author Shirley Jackson, but when I saw the poster for this movie I just about sh*t a brick. Elisabeth Moss, I would like to personally thank you for your portrayal and channeling the late great Shirley Jackson. The plot follow's Jackson in her turbulent and challenged life as she's writing a new book. This is not so much a "horror" movie as it is about a horror author in a horrible life. This movie both nailed historically accurate elements and lovingly extracted the intensity from all of Jackson's scary stories. Pairs with drinks precisely at 5:00 PM and existential dread. 

Side Effects (2013): A suspenseful thriller that will drag you through the ringer. Here we have a depressed young woman trying out a new medication. The side effects were unexpected and also unfold a mystery that certainly surprised me by the end. Stressful and mind-boggling, this is a great pick for a stormy day in a quiet setting. Pairs with dixie cups of water and family-sized dinners. 


Splatter Farm (1987): First of all - this is a really terrible film. It's really bad but it's also so mesmerizing and bad that you can't look away and more alarming still, you won't forget it. It's an *experience*. The premise: two young men move out to a farm to live with their aunt. Everything goes wrong and taboos are crossed everywhere. A must see for anyone who want to call themselves horror aficionados. Pairs with WTFs?

Spookies (1986): I was so charmed by this bizarre feature that I watched the making-of video that came with my DVD rental. I developed even more respect for this film after watching the documentary. It's so strange it's enjoyable right down to the farting basement swamp monsters. Ghosts, warlocks, strange wandering children, monsters, and more - this film isn't sure what it is, but I can say it's entertaining. I also highly recommend checking out the making-of video. Pairs with chips and a load of dip. 


Thriller (2018): This film is getting way too many punches on IMDB, an unnecessary amount of punches. Sure it's a little cheesy but I seriously don't see how it's any more cheesy than I Know What You Did Last Summer. I really enjoyed this film, and it legit pulled a fast one on me by the end. Fun, quirky, and with a mystery killer on the loose, I found it to be a nice pick for a lazy Saturday afternoon. 

TerrorVision (1986): Oh lordy, this one is so campy you might as well just bust out the tents, coolers, and firewood and stay awhile. Here we have a quirky family who just so happens to have a television that communicates with aliens. Things only get more side-splitting from there. Utterly ridiculous and super fun, this is a must for a night were you just need all of the 80's in your face. All over your face. Pairs with food that would be served at swinger parties. 


We Have Always Lived in the Castle (2018): I might be a little biased here, considering I have an unhealthy obsession with author Shirley Jackson, but when I saw a movie was made based on her last book I already knew I was going to love it (even if it was bad). This film is not bad although it has a distinctly different feel from the book. Regardless! It's still very Jacksonesk, which means it's not for everyone and those who get it - GET IT. Those who don't, really don't. Quiet but threatening (not unlike our dear Merricat here...) it's a good one to snuggle up to on a rainy day.

Who Can Kill A Child (1976): YIKES! This one starts off with a breezy trip through the Spanish country side and ends with nightmares your instincts won't understand. Moody, atmospheric, and totally unsettling this film is not for every horror fan but if you're a Long Weekend fan then I think you should certainly check it out. Pairs with tapas and no children around. Best watched with your travel buddy.