My ladies, they are so good to me, heard that an X-Files themed burlesque show was performing in the area. They immediately thought of me and treated me to a show. LOVE THEM.
This is one of the best burlesque shows ever I've seen. It was, of course, all burlesque, but also a complete theatrical performance where every act worked together so that it was a mini X-Files marathon on my couch/itty bitty coliseum seating in a basement theater in Chinatown.
The venue was perfect, the performers magnificent, the acts wonderful, and the company perfect. More claps and feet stomping for you, fine performers and theatrical staff.
And dear readers, if you are in the Seattle area and can attend The Burl-X-Files by the end of August, then please please do so.
Note, there is a chance that you'll go home with this song in your head. It's alright, it can stay there for a while, it's happy there: