The Demons of Ludlow (1983)

This is a very special movie about a town, population approximately 40 although it looks like 10, that is gifted a white piano. As the DVD description further elaborates: "Unfortunately, the piano contains the soul of a warlock executed by the town's ancestors and he is seeking his revenge on their descendants  The warlock unleashes an army of demons to terrorize the townspeople and looks to succeed with his plans, unless a miracle can occur to save Ludlow."

The acting and script is so poorly it hurts. Even the piano playing is horrible, laughable, but horrible. And the miracle the description speaks of? Well, I'm not sure what it is but somehow the movie ends.

If you're looking for a hilarious cult classic, The Demons of Ludlow is not it. If you're looking for ways not to make a movie - in all forms possible - then I recommend this film. It was painful. Painfully funny at times, but mostly just painful.

If you still feel compelled to watch this movie, then please just watch this. You will thank me later.

Recommended pairing: pain killers.