Monday, October 11, 2021

Vampire in Vegas (2009)

October Challenge Day 11:

I'm back from a trip to Vegas and to decompress from spending days in one of the most insane places I've ever been to, I decided to give this one a whirl. 

Oh lordy. Prepare yourself for:

Vampire in Vegas:


This film felt like my morning after staying at the casino bar until 3:00 AM. Anyone who's hung out at a Vegas bar until 3:00 AM knows what I'm talking about and it's not pretty. Pretty great stories! But not pretty.

This is a terrible film, which made me sad for a minute but then my brain went to that same place it went to after staying at the casino bar until 3:00 AM - and that place is drinking a huge glass of Miller Lite at the Dunkin' Donuts at 10:00 AM. 

Again, it's not pretty - but it has its stories!

Here we have a vampire who wants to get back into the sunlight and take over the world. Starting with Vegas and unsuspecting tourists who became a part of his scientific experiment. 

It's [slowly drags my hands down my face] is a Terrible film, but it has tits. So Many Tiddies! It's almost like this film didn't know what to do, form a coherent plot, or film it properly, so they just threw some breasts in and - admittedly - it actually helped. 

While in Vegas my friends and I got super glammed up before heading out for the evening and the inspirational quote for the night was "Tits Out! Masks On!" We Were All About Our Magical Breasts. And like the film, we even went to a speakeasy and all jumped when the little sliding peek door was shot open so we could say our password. 

So I'm actually going to tip my hat to this film, and it's "Tits Out! Plot Gone!" mantra, because, in the end, who doesn't love a great rack and a day drinking kind of movie. 

I watched this film on Peacock, or use the Find It! Watch It! links on Horror Habit's side bar to see where else you can catch this pool side day drunk film. 

PS: In celebration of tiddies and Vegas. Here's your girl in a speakeasy bathroom as my friends and I were starting out on a very adventurous Friday night on Fremont St:

Tits out! Masks On!


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